TOYOTA : The One You Only Trust Always




HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive




OPEL : Old People Enjoying Life




FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology




PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything




KIA : Killed In Accidents




FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily



HONDA : Hanged Over Now Driving Away




BMW : Brings Me Women




VOLVO : Very Old Looking Vehicular Object




GOLF : Girls Only Love Fun - Volkswagen




AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention




SAAB : Svenska Aeroplan Aktie Bolaget - Swedish Aeroplan Stock Company




PONTIAC : Poor Old Nigger Thinks It`s Cadillac




BUICK : Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer




DODGE : Dead Old Dog Going East




SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually




LOTUS : Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious




GM (General Motors) : Greatest Mistake